cheaper than valium...

For some reason everybody thinks I'm... highstrung, for lack of a better word... When I was in pre-school I expressed myself with great passion, enthusiasm, and emotion. So much so that my mother took me off all sugar. At snack time in school all the other kids got cookies and koolaid. I had to bring my own sugar free apple juice and crackers. Awesome, right?

Well I'm back on the sugar but I'm not up on the caffeine a lot or anything. I'm just... EXCITABLE!

Anyways, the other day my smarty-pants mother brought me this:


Me: "What is this for?"
My Mother: "For you."
Me: "Why?"
My Mother: "It's cheaper than Valium."