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Especially with the holidays upon us... But here is one more big one:
How genius is this!?!? This thing has an internal database of 33 different types of wine. All you do is select the wine type and it will warm or cool the wine to the optimum serving temperature based on the type of the wine.
This chiller or warmer fits one or two bottles of wine at a time. There is a LCD backlit screen and CPU control for constant temperature.
We're almost there!
Is all your shopping done?!?!?!?! Mine is! (cue the evil laugh) Mwauhahahahahaha!
Stay calm... You have plenty of time... We're open til 5pm on the 24th.
You can find something for anyone, I promise: 
The wearable blanket craze is sweeping the nation, filling a void in our lives that I didn't even know existed! I'm behind the times a lot like that. 
As always, UFS is here to fill life's little voids in a cost friendly and fun way. "Cost friendly" being the $6.99 price tag and the "fun" being me modeling the Cuddle Up in our main store's center aisle. People were pointing... and laughing. And by "people" I mean Webmaster Dan. 
Webmaster Dan and I were walking through the store when suddenly he stops dead in his tracks and gasps... I'm like, "What's going on there, crazy?" (I'm very sensitive and supportive like that).
He thought the above said "Booty Tray" not Boot Tray, which, obviously would be concerning on all levels. #1 Why would you need a tray for your booty? unless we're talking about a pirate's booty-- then really you'd want a caste or a sturdy trunk of some kind to store your booty. #2 Why would my father or uncle purchase a bunch of booty trays for the store? Do they know something I don't? Like there is a big market out there for a booty holder other than pants? Don't worry... I made fun of Webmaster Dan something fierce for his confusion. And then I let him take this picture of me so that he could return the favor and mock me in kind.
For some reason everybody thinks I'm... highstrung, for lack of a better word... When I was in pre-school I expressed myself with great passion, enthusiasm, and emotion. So much so that my mother took me off all sugar. At snack time in school all the other kids got cookies and koolaid. I had to bring my own sugar free apple juice and crackers. Awesome, right? Well I'm back on the sugar but I'm not up on the caffeine a lot or anything. I'm just... EXCITABLE!
Anyways, the other day my smarty-pants mother brought me this:
Me: "What is this for?"
My Mother: "For you."
Me: "Why?"
My Mother: "It's cheaper than Valium."
I feel like this item sells itself:
But let me just say... this puppy (get it? puppy? it's a hot DOG maker!) steams hot dogs to perfection. I googled it and they are asking 29.99 on the internet... Of course at UFS it's 9.99. I'm thinking of getting my man friend one... He loves his (unhealthy) ballpark food... Alas, his high blood pressure does NOT. And in answer to your question... I have no idea why there is corn and eggs in the above picture. :)
And a couple of these to start the dig out process while we wait for Webmaster Dan. 
I already had a couple of these:
And several gallons of this stuff: 
You know how this winter weather goes... I'd recommend stocking up now.
